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Taylor Swift Has 'Rolling Stone' Covered
"She looks like a male glam rock artist from 1975. A farewell to glitter with ladyboy Swift!" -
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Zac Efron Talks '17 Again'
"He is like the hottest babydyke ever. He totes moves in on the second date." -
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Diamonds, the Other Star in Britney's Video
"Those two chicks in the film are total creepshows. I wouldn't be surprised if they began rubbing those baubles over their naughty bits when the camera shut off. *shiver* It's just diamonds, damn." -
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Pamela Anderson: Golden Girl
"Mom?" -
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Jennifer Garner Makes Surprise Visit on Husband Ben's Big Night
"He's looking a little rough lately. He should stick to directing and let Casey handle the acting." -
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Victoria Prince Is a Snappy Dresser
"Classy. She's so drunk that she doesn't realize she's missing a lap to dance on." -
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'Hannah Montana' Guest Star Defends Miley in Photo Flap
"Well, maybe you shouldn't be making racist phases for a camera, you simple bitch. God, how can someone be that stupid?" -
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Beyonce Catches a Breeze in Malibu
"Ugh, she is so overexposed." -
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Katy Perry Denies Benji Madden Hook-up
"Is that a blood clot?" -
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Milo & Hayden Call It Quits
"She needs to start being nicer to stroke victims, the evil midget with doll hair." -
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Lindsay Lohan's Early-Morning Visit to Chace Crawford
"She looks like Mannequin 3: Coked Up And Crazy. I hope Hollywood hits her with the hose." -
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Kate Moss: Not Pregnant!
"I thought coke make you LOSE weight." -
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Miley Cyrus Is Twitter-Trashed
"She totally wrote them herself after a rousing game of whippets and punch in the face with that old hag Mandy she sluts around with..." -
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What Happened? Eva Delights, Lindsay Loses
"I vote for Lohan. Make mine Dachau!" -
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Lindsay Lohan In LA...With Sam!
"She looks like a snotty Pez dispenser." -
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Lady GaGa: I Kissed A Girl (and a Guy)
"I can totally see why she keeps wearing those giant sunglasses. Damn. Girl needs to find her proper camera angle and enforce it." -
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Roseanne on Chris Brown: "IT'S YOUR FAULT, A**HOLE!
"She's right. Can she do another focusing on Darlene. Who didn't like Darlene?" -
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Mickey Rourke Channels Imelda Marcos
"This ho has so much style. I can't stand it. He reeks of glamour and sophistication. I want him to throw dollar bills on the floor and make me crawl for them like he did to Kim Basinger except he needs to wear that hat and hoodie." -
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Paris Hilton Gets Buttered Up for Her Birthday
"I think Ebru is amazing. Having said that, Nicky's miniskirt is terrible and Paris needs to eat a bus at 75 mph." -
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Marc Jacobs: Heavy on 80s, Light on Celebs
"He's irritating. He even looks irritating. He was much cooler back when he was fat."
